蛋壳 - 巨蟹座之歌

[ti:巨蟹座之歌]
[ar:蛋壳]
[al:星座不求人]
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[00:00.00]巨蟹座之歌 - 蛋壳
[00:07.91]我就是天真又善良的傻白甜
[00:11.99]爱家人爱朋友胜过一切
[00:15.48]
[00:16.03]我最最最爱在床上玩角色扮演
[00:20.16]演一张饼在床上平摊
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[00:27.61]看上去天然无公害
[00:29.53]实际上蔫坏
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[00:31.49]既能当爹也能当妈
[00:33.42]能屈能伸能直能弯
[00:35.73]不管家里有多乱
[00:37.08]
[00:37.69]出门绝对出淤泥而不染
[00:39.88]要么在家宅到脚底生疮
[00:41.89]要么出去嗨到地老天荒
[00:44.05]快递一到我就拆
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[00:46.13]零食一开我就塞
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[00:48.05]闹钟一响我就按
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[00:50.12]没错我又懒又馋
[00:52.32]巨蟹女有妈癌
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[00:54.32]无论什么事都管
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[00:56.43]巨蟹男是妈宝
[00:58.10]什么事都没主见
[00:59.75]去超市买最多
[01:01.19]就是打折的卫生纸
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[01:03.89]最爱看的节目
[01:05.55]就是生活小常识
[01:07.79]人生格言是 能躺着 绝不坐着
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[01:12.57]能坐着绝不站着 懒死
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[01:18.24]我就是天真又善良的傻白甜
[01:22.20]爱家人爱朋友胜过一切
[01:25.71]
[01:26.46]我就是乐观又向上的小小太阳
[01:30.49]比大白暖比日光还闪
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[01:34.75]我最爱用我最拿手的祖传菜
[01:38.74]来秒杀女废物的方便面
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[01:42.91]我最最最爱在床上玩角色扮演
[01:47.03]演一张饼在床上平摊
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[01:53.01]巨蟹宝宝们
[01:54.09]俗话说得好
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[01:55.74]男儿膝下有黄金
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[01:58.23]蛋壳我给你们跪下啦
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[02:02.69]巨蟹座之歌隔了这么久才出
[02:05.46]我错啦
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[02:07.36]希望你们能原谅我
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[02:11.00]爱你等于虐你
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[02:12.94]虐你等于虐自己
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[02:14.97]爱你时零智商
[02:16.65]像狗皮膏药粘着你没商量
[02:19.15]人前傲娇人后臭流氓
[02:21.20]备胎能挤满后备箱
[02:23.29]胸大屁股大腿还长
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[02:26.42]娶我等于娶到
[02:28.02]一个闺女和一个妈
[02:30.56]我想我大概是
[02:32.10]最爱69 的星座吧
[02:34.66]对我来说 没有分不开的恋人
[02:39.32]只有忘不掉的前任 贱死
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[02:45.19]我就是天真又善良的傻白甜
[02:49.10]爱家人爱朋友胜过一切
[02:52.59]
[02:53.20]我就是乐观又向上的小小太阳
[02:57.31]比大白暖比日光还闪
[03:00.48]
[03:01.70]我最爱用我最拿手的祖传菜
[03:05.65]来秒杀女废物的方便面
[03:08.89]
[03:09.74]我最最最爱在床上玩角色扮演
[03:13.90]演一张饼在床上平摊