黄祯 - 练习 (梨园版)

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[00:01.38]哎哟喂又得练呐
[00:03.87]琴棋书画哪样都得学呀
[00:09.30]晨光刚爬上窗棂的疤
[00:12.24]我这嗓子还在跟调子打架
[00:15.00]琴弦它老爱闹别扭不听话
[00:17.91]像那年夏天蚊子嗡嗡吵得头大
[00:20.64]胡琴拉断第三根马尾啦
[00:23.55]板眼踩错师傅气得吹胡子骂
[00:26.64]说我这戏胚子天生有点傻
[00:29.40]练到嘴起泡还唱不对那声咿呀
[00:32.97]都说台上一分钟台下十年苦功嘛
[00:35.94]我这腿绑沙袋还在跟月亮比谁傻
[00:38.70]把汗水熬成提神的浓茶啊
[00:41.76]喝到胃抽筋还得喊再来一下
[00:44.70]我练习水袖甩成面条模样
[00:47.55]转个圈差点把自己绊倒在台中央
[00:50.46]我练习唱腔调子跑到姥姥家
[00:53.46]师傅说我唱得像只掐脖子的鸭
[00:56.34]咿呀哎哟喂练到头昏眼花
[00:59.22]腰酸背痛腿抽筋还得接着耍
[01:13.68]脸谱画歪眉毛飞到天灵盖啦
[01:17.04]行头穿反台下观众笑到拍桌板
[01:19.56]锣鼓点敲得我心慌手也麻
[01:22.53]这出霸王别姬演成喜剧片啦
[01:25.38]老板说再演砸就扣我盒饭钱啦
[01:28.71]饿着肚子还得把那身段扭得花
[01:31.26]谁说这梨园是风光的活法
[01:34.14]我看是自虐的最高境界没跑啦
[01:37.41]若想成角儿就得脸皮厚如墙啊
[01:40.35]别人笑我疯癫我笑他人看不穿
[01:42.84]把嘲讽当成加油的喇叭啊
[01:45.81]吹着往前走管它风雨多大
[01:48.69]我练习亮相差点摔个狗吃翔
[01:51.60]却在起身时听见零星的鼓掌
[01:54.48]我练习念白把台词念成绕口令啦
[01:57.66]却看见台下有小孩跟着咿咿呀呀
[02:00.72]嘿哈别笑啦总有一天我会成大咖
[02:03.27]等我火啦请你们吃糖葫芦管够啊
[02:06.48]想当年师傅也曾是这般傻
[02:09.09]如今他台上一亮相满堂彩哗啦啦
[02:20.91]原来这练习就是把苦熬成糖啊
[02:26.91]甜到心里头就忘了曾经多掉价
[02:29.40]我不再怕练到人不像人鬼不像鬼啦
[02:38.55]把所有嘲笑都当成喝彩的前奏啊
[02:41.43]任汗水浇灌这颗倔强的芽
[02:44.37]总有一天它会开出最炫的花
[02:46.95]咿呀成啦你看我现在多潇洒
[02:51.27]这练习的苦原来是最甜的牵挂
[03:00.27]哎哟可算练完啦明儿个还得早起接着扎马步去咯