郭德纲 - 大实话（太平歌词）

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[00:00.00]大实话（太平歌词） - 郭德纲 (Degang Guo)
[00:00.46]说天亲
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[00:04.11]天可不算亲
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[00:07.06]天有日月和星辰
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[00:11.54]日月穿梭催人老
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[00:16.92]带走世上多少的人
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[00:21.27]说地亲
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[00:23.74]地也不算亲
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[00:26.12]地长万物似黄金
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[00:30.31]争名夺利有多少载
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[00:35.16]看罢新坟看旧坟
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[00:39.71]说爹妈亲
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[00:42.26]不算可亲
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[00:44.69]二老不能永生存
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[00:48.58]满堂的儿女留也留不住
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[00:53.46]一捧黄土雨泪纷纷
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[00:57.20]说亲戚亲
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[00:59.48]不算可亲
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[01:01.65]你有我富才算亲
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[01:05.40]有朝一日这日子过穷了
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[01:10.33]富者不登穷家的门
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[01:14.24]说朋友亲
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[01:16.48]不算可亲
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[01:18.33]朋友本是路遇的人
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[01:21.94]人心不足这蛇吞象
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[01:26.90]朋友翻脸就是仇人
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[01:30.19]说弟兄亲
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[01:32.49]不算可亲
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[01:34.79]吵吵闹闹要把家分
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[01:38.68]兄如豺狼弟似猛虎
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[01:43.94]分家之后个人过个人
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[01:47.95]说媳妇亲
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[01:50.11]不算可亲
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[01:52.23]背着丈夫外边找情人
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[01:56.37]她跟那个小白脸子俩人闷得儿蜜
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[02:01.22]全忘了张文顺的那么点子恩
[02:04.42]说小蜜亲
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[02:06.64]不算可亲
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[02:08.60]你拿出金银财宝她献了身
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[02:12.97]有朝马死黄金尽
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[02:17.48]她归置东西进了那张文顺的门
[02:21.34]要说亲
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[02:23.44]观众们亲
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[02:27.07]观众演员心连着心
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[02:30.65]曾记得早年间有那么句古话
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[02:35.15]没有君子不养艺人
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[02:38.18]昨日里趟风冒雪来到塞北
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[02:42.15]今日里下江南桃杏争春
[02:46.55]我劝诸位
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[02:48.64]酒色财气君莫占
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[02:52.19]吃喝嫖赌也莫沾身
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[02:55.70]没事儿就把那相声大会进
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[02:59.43]听两段相声就散散心
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[03:03.03]抱拳拱手尊列位
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[03:06.43]愿各位 招财进宝
[03:09.17]日进斗金