The Moffatts - Oh Men!

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[00:00.00]Oh Men! - The Moffatts
[00:11.22]Oh men what are we like
[00:13.97]Why can't we just stop gazing
[00:16.50]Why must we always ogle
[00:19.15]What makes them so amazing
[00:21.79]Sometimes it's just a bosom
[00:24.50]Sometimes it's just a wiggle
[00:27.13]Sometimes it's just the rump
[00:29.25]Or just the jeans or just the jiggle
[00:32.21]Be they schoolgirl be they teacher
[00:34.94]Be they housewife be they hussy
[00:37.48]Be they scholar be they halfwit
[00:40.14]Face it boys we're just not fussy
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[00:53.57]Now I don't think we're all the same
[00:56.44]But I think there's few exceptions
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[00:59.25]Yes we all love to lech
[01:01.66]We're all slaves to our erections
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[01:04.45]And they say we don't grow up
[01:07.07]That we all just need our mothers
[01:09.71]And they've maybe got a point
[01:12.57]But listen to me brothers:
[01:15.02]We can claim it's just our nature
[01:17.68]We can swear it's just our way
[01:20.42]But that's a modern myth
[01:22.68]It's just the easy thing to say
[01:25.10]Because Mother Nature says that women
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[01:28.46]Should find the fittest donor
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[01:31.19]Yes they should sleep around
[01:33.85]And Man should be the loner
[01:36.54]And women once were worshipped
[01:39.12]Until Christians crashed the scene
[01:41.36]And said 'Your place is in the home
[01:44.36]And your pleasure is obscene
[01:47.13]So don't mistake your woman
[01:49.46]For your plaything or your prey
[01:52.24]Because she'll probably outshine you
[01:55.25]In almost every way
[01:57.81]Yes you can do your cleaning
[02:00.56]And you can do your cooking:
[02:03.07]Give the ladies some respect
[02:05.70]But there's still no harm in looking
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[02:19.39]My love what am I like
[02:21.91]You should be all I need
[02:24.50]I'm yours until I die
[02:27.16]I'm in love with you indeed
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[02:29.83]We don't see eye to eye
[02:32.58]Not every day is sunny
[02:35.17]I'm fact tain sure you hear this
[02:37.47]And you'll think it's pretty funny
[02:40.12]So to ask a stupid question
[02:43.09]Could I love you more Not much
[02:45.79]And even though I'm looking
[02:48.26]I swear I could never touch
[02:51.13]My heart and hands are yours
[02:53.84]Just let me keep my eyes
[02:56.33]And I'll rip them out myself
[02:58.67]Should infidelity arise