网络歌手 - 【河南坠子】《老妈妈劝姑娘》

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[00:00.00]【河南坠子】《老妈妈劝姑娘》 - 网络歌手 (Network singer)
[00:02.57]说个大姐 那个 才十八
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[00:19.81]这个 过门三天她走娘家
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[00:36.11]娘见闺女心欢喜呀
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[00:43.10]闺女哎见娘泪巴巴
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[00:50.66]老妈妈犹豫呀那就开了口呀
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[00:57.82]再叫声我的闺女呀 听我拉吧
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[01:04.48]要听闺女头一趟
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[01:11.17]为什么见了你娘泪巴巴
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[01:17.56]是不是嫌恁的婆家远
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[01:20.65]是嫌恁婆家没有啥
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[01:24.31]是嫌恁公婆不明理
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[01:30.83]是嫌恁小姑说瞎话
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[01:37.39]大姑娘闻听这些话
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[01:43.98]再叫声俺的娘听我拉吧
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[01:57.21]我一来也不嫌俺的婆家远
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[02:09.88]不嫌俺的婆家没有啥
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[02:15.56]俺的公婆也明理
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[02:21.93]俺的小姑不说瞎话
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[02:27.33]俺的大伯哥懂里外
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[02:33.05]俺的嫂子也会当家
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[02:38.67]你问我啼哭为的啥
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[02:41.62]恁门婿长得真腌臜
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[02:54.03]妈妈说 俺门婿长的啥模样
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[03:08.12]我叫你给我都说说吧
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[03:13.31]你问俺恁门婿长的个啥模样啊
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[03:19.10]你听我慢慢地对给你拉
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[03:24.66]只因为
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[03:26.98]论高着倒有三尺半那
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[03:31.91]论宽着倒有二尺八
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[03:37.48]别看他一脸麻子也不分蛋儿
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[03:43.00]大麻里头套小麻
[03:45.47]左边长着一个马蜂刺
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[03:48.10]右边还长一个桃李花
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[03:58.05]左边耳朵烂半个
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[04:03.23]右边耳朵少半拉
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[04:07.75]长着一个豁达嘴
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[04:10.58]你看他还出两个半齿牙
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[04:15.61]一条半腿走路蹦跶三蹦跶
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[04:26.39]妈妈闻听嘎嘎笑
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[04:31.16]再叫声我的妮儿听我拉
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[04:35.53]甭嫌俺的门婿长得不咋样
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[04:40.35]想当先提起来恁爹还不胜他
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[04:46.96]人人都说恁爹是个大汉
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[04:51.22]他比这桌子还矮一拃
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[04:55.46]黑天怕那老鼠咬
[04:57.37]白天玩着怕老鸹
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[05:00.05]那一天我上坑上去洗衣裳
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[05:04.36]你的爹跟我也走到了
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[05:08.31]俺们来到坑沿儿上
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[05:12.74]不料想叫两个蛤蟆都按撂倒了
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[05:19.25]自瞅恁爹长得丑
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[05:23.32]我轻易都没到过你姥娘家
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[05:27.34]那一天我上恁姥娘家去
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[05:29.64]我使个包袱我就兜着他
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[05:33.53]操着恁爹往前走
[05:35.37]恁姥娘的庄头来到了
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[05:37.88]我刚刚来到庄头上
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[05:41.98]恁三姨接我来到了
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[05:51.28]恁三姨啊忙开口
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[05:55.28]再叫声我的姐姐听我拉吧
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[05:59.26]光看你把亲戚走啊
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[06:03.09]咋不见俺姐夫哪里去了
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[06:07.12]我看一见没怠慢
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[06:11.29]解开包袱把恁爹撒
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[06:15.23]谁知道 恁三姨就说
[06:18.93]那是个啥
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[06:21.09]我就说
[06:21.75]恁姐夫认门来到恁家
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[06:25.79]恁三姨呀 生就的缺里莽了
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[06:29.70]照恁爹那个头上啪啦啪啦三耳光啦
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[06:40.46]打得恁爹一咧嘴
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[06:48.29]气坏恁娘我老人家了
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[06:52.18]气得俺我没吃她的饭啊
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[06:55.85]我抱着恁爹还转还家
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[06:59.62]到后来 头后来生恁两个哥
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[07:05.20]到后来又生恁姊妹仨
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[07:08.66]大哥二哥娶媳妇儿
[07:10.79]恁姊妹三个也都出嫁
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[07:14.46]再叫声我的妮儿回去吧呀
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[07:18.11]我让你 孬好来跟他来过吧
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[07:27.80]小大姐闻听这些话
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[07:33.50]你看那里笑嘎嘎
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[07:38.69]说人家越老越糊涂
[07:41.39]我的娘啊
[07:42.09]你咋越老越知道啥
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[07:46.74]从此以后 不生气
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[07:51.05]到家下 把恁
[07:54.09]把恁的门婿胡拉吧
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[07:58.63]她就回到她家下
[08:01.62]把她的女婿胡拉吧
[08:04.58]谁知道 过了三年并二载
[08:08.95]她一母双生两个娃
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[08:11.96]她大儿长大开火车
[08:13.86]她二儿就把飞机驾
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[08:18.12]别看老头不咋样
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[08:22.40]一个庄就数着他了
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[08:26.15]这本是老妈妈劝姑娘一小段
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[08:32.40]俺唱得不好 别见笑话