Various Artists - Vacuum Cleaner Hoses
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[00:00.00]Vacuum Cleaner Hoses (Album) - Various Artists
[00:00.36]Composed by:Philip Baron
[00:00.73]I was cruisin' in my ship
[00:02.59]On an interstellar trip
[00:04.12]And I'd really had a nasty flight
[00:07.17]So I landed on a planet
[00:08.73]Made with styrofoam and granite
[00:10.46]To see if I could spend the night
[00:13.48]I was a dyin' of starvation
[00:15.21]In suspended animation
[00:16.73]Hadn't had a bite since 2003
[00:19.76]Whoa but little did I know
[00:21.52]Where I was about to go
[00:23.02]Wretched hive of scum and villany
[00:25.60]And they had
[00:26.77]Vacuum cleaner hoses
[00:27.99]Comin' out of their noses
[00:29.47]And nothing where their mouths should be woo
[00:32.76]They had little green feet
[00:34.34]And I don't know what they eat
[00:36.14]But one of them was eyein' me
[00:39.04]I couldn't help but stare
[00:40.68]At their neon hair
[00:42.56]You know it was a sight to see
[00:45.45]If they would just leave me alone
[00:47.13]You know I'd go back home
[00:48.91]Mama this is no place for me
[00:51.34]I said 'excuse me but
[00:52.52]You know it's getting dark
[00:53.73]And I think I'm double parked'
[00:55.33]And I started for the door post haste
[00:58.31]Just as I started prayin'
[00:59.92]I could hear my mama sayin'
[01:01.51]'Son don't go flyin' off in space'
[01:04.33]I should have listened to my mama when she told me
[01:07.18]They got
[01:07.73]Vacuum cleaner hoses
[01:08.62]Comin' out of their noses
[01:09.84]And nothing where their mouths should be woo
[01:12.89]They got them little green feet
[01:14.55]And I don't know what they eat
[01:16.23]And one of them was eyein' me
[01:19.13]I couldn't help but stare
[01:20.72]At their neon hair
[01:22.66]You know it was a sight to see
[01:25.59]If they would just leave me alone
[01:27.39]You know I'd go back home
[01:29.09]Mama this is no place for me
[01:57.49]Well I hurried to my ride
[01:59.27]But when I stepped inside
[02:00.90]There were critters everywhere in sight
[02:04.00]It seems the rays that exude
[02:05.65]From that old tv tube
[02:07.67]Make 'em wanna boogie all night
[02:10.34]They'd been watching my fission
[02:11.98]Powered color television
[02:13.63]Well I guess there's no accounting for taste
[02:16.61]So I took them all along
[02:18.34]And now we're singing a song
[02:20.01]And we're having fun somewhere in space
[02:22.45]Yeeee haaah
[02:23.72]And they got
[02:24.38]Vacuum cleaner hoses
[02:25.10]Comin' out of their noses
[02:26.59]And nothing where their mouths should be a woo
[02:29.46]They got them little green feet
[02:30.91]And I don't know what they eat
[02:33.08]And one of them was eyein' me
[02:35.69]I can't help but stare
[02:36.95]At their neon hair
[02:39.27]You know it is a sight to see
[02:42.31]If they would just leave me alone
[02:43.92]You know I'd go back home
[02:45.58]Mama this is no place for me
[02:47.93]Oh no ma
[02:48.96]This is no place for me
[02:50.96]Oh daddy
[02:52.16]This is no place for me
[02:54.07]Oh cousin
[02:55.02]This is no place for me
[02:57.06]Ah ah ah ah aah
[02:58.59]This is no place for me
[03:00.52]Yeeee haaah
[03:01.87]This is no place for me
[03:03.52]Let me outta here
[03:04.94]This is no place for me
[03:08.16]This is no place for me