Lisa Stokke - Macavity

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[00:00.00]Macavity - Lisa Stokke
[00:10.73]Written by：T.S. Eliot/Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:21.47]Macavity's a mystery cat
[00:24.09]He's called the hidden paw
[00:26.53]For he's a master criminal who can defy the law
[00:31.54]He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard
[00:34.46]The Flying Squad's despair
[00:37.14]For when they reach the scene of crime
[00:39.87]Macavity's not there
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[00:53.05]Macavity Macavity there's no one like Macavity
[00:58.22]He's broken every human law
[01:00.93]He breaks the law of gravity
[01:03.46]His powers of levitation
[01:06.12]Would make a fakir stare
[01:08.66]And when you reach the scene of crime
[01:11.36]Macavity's not there
[01:13.83]You may seek him in the basement
[01:16.65]You may look up in the air
[01:20.40]But I tell you once and once again
[01:23.31]Macavity's not there
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[01:25.82]Macavity's a ginger cat
[01:28.27]He's very tall and thin
[01:30.70]You would know him
[01:31.87]If you saw him for his eyes are sunken in
[01:36.06]His brow is deeply lined with thought
[01:38.71]His head is highly domed
[01:41.21]His coat is dusty from neglect
[01:43.81]His whiskers are uncombed
[01:46.39]He sways his head from side to side
[01:49.11]With movements like a snake
[01:51.78]And when you think he's half asleep
[01:54.27]He's always wide awake
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[01:57.12]Macavity Macavity there's no one like Macavity
[02:02.06]For he's a fiend in feline shape
[02:04.88]A monster of depravity
[02:07.46]You may meet him in a by-street
[02:10.05]You may see him in the square
[02:12.70]But when a crime's discovered then
[02:15.25]Macavity's not there
[02:17.81]He's outwardly respectable
[02:23.04]I know he cheats at cards
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[02:27.79]And his footprints are not found in any files
[02:34.67]Of Scotland Yard's
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[02:38.63]And when the larder's looted
[02:41.16]Or the jewel cases rifled
[02:43.86]Or when the milk is missing
[02:46.21]Or another Peke's been stifled
[02:49.02]Or the greenhouse glass is broken
[02:51.20]
[02:52.83]And the trellis past repair
[02:55.85]There's the wonder of the thing
[02:58.19]Macavity's not there
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[03:01.14]Macavity Macavity there's no one like Macavity
[03:06.38]There never was a cat of such deceitfulness and suavity
[03:11.66]He always has an alibi and one or two to spare
[03:17.05]Whatever time the deed took place
[03:19.61]Macavity wasn't there
[03:21.98]And they say that all the cats
[03:24.10]Whose wicked deeds are widely known
[03:27.45]I might mention Mungojerrie
[03:29.91]Run teeth at Griddlebone
[03:32.48]Are nothing more than agents
[03:35.34]For the cat who all the time
[03:37.74]Just controls the operations
[03:40.70]The Napoleon of crime
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[03:46.06]Macavity Macavity there's no one like Macavity
[03:51.55]He's a fiend in feline shape
[03:53.84]A monster of depravity
[03:56.47]You may meet him in a by-street
[03:59.11]You may see him in the square
[04:02.04]But when a crime's discovered then
[04:04.48]Macavity's not there