学欢 - 笑死朕

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[00:00.00]笑死朕-陈奕迅(Eason Chan)
[00:08.79]词：陈咏谦
[00:17.58]曲：Jerald
[00:26.37]若是未习惯计数算数
[00:28.11]放弃饰演祖冲之
[00:29.16]在中文科李白都有讲
[00:32.75]自古天生有用不要慌
[00:36.42]尚有一线希望
[00:40.14]然后明白
[00:41.16]地上没别个似我说笑
[00:42.75]说到差利都开声
[00:43.98]问我索取秘方
[00:47.55]祟拜我的杀伤力
[00:51.24]只可以讲
[00:52.26]无厘头原为寻求和平
[00:53.82]无聊学叙述另类行为习性
[00:55.92]怎么你眼泪喷
[00:57.99]肚麻痹脱牙骹
[01:00.09]皆因我暗地里
[01:01.74]按住你笑穴
[01:03.27]邀请你接下句
[01:05.37]当回礼当复仇
[01:07.08]可惜你却没有
[01:09.06]发现我笑穴
[01:30.84]活着就是痛哄哄骗骗
[01:32.61]骗了三餐加一宿
[01:33.75]白手兴家你在讲废话
[01:37.35]另一边厢我在讲笑话
[01:41.07]两者一决高下
[01:44.73]还未谈及
[01:45.75]电视在直播某个政客
[01:47.37]说了整整七分钟
[01:48.54]闷到我熄了他
[01:52.14]来个笑话笑死朕
[01:55.89]不可以吗
[01:56.85]耶和华民望日日落后
[01:58.50]如来佛避忌就话投陈奕迅
[02:00.51]怎么你眼泪喷
[02:02.61]肚麻痹脱牙骹
[02:04.35]皆因我暗地里
[02:06.33]按住你笑穴
[02:07.86]邀请你接下句
[02:09.99]当回礼当复仇
[02:11.82]可惜你却没有
[02:13.68]发现我笑穴
[02:15.21]Eric kwok
[02:18.21]拜托开个玩笑
[02:20.31]令人觉得好笑
[02:22.65]Jerald chan
[02:25.65]你说得太烂了没人笑
[02:30.00]怎么你眼泪喷
[02:32.13]肚麻痹脱牙骹
[02:34.08]皆因我暗地里
[02:35.88]按住你笑穴
[02:37.38]邀请你接下句
[02:39.54]当回礼当复仇
[02:41.16]可惜你却没有
[02:43.23]发现我笑穴
[02:44.76]好想笑终于我开窍
[02:52.77]不可勉强别人
[02:55.89]只得我有办法
[02:57.96]按住我笑穴
[02:59.52]怎么你肚麻痹
[03:01.68]脱牙骹眼泪喷
[03:03.45]皆因我暗地里
[03:05.43]按住你笑穴
[03:06.96]邀请你接下句
[03:09.06]当回礼当复仇
[03:10.80]可惜你却没有
[03:12.75]发现我笑穴
[03:21.00]未经许可,不得翻唱或使用