陈奕迅 - 笑死朕

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[00:00.00]笑死朕 - 陈奕迅 (Eason Chan)
[00:08.81]词：陈咏谦
[00:17.63]曲：Jerald
[00:26.45]若是未习惯计数算数
[00:28.00]放弃饰演祖冲之
[00:29.05]在中文科李白都有讲
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[00:32.80]自古天生有用不要慌
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[00:36.51]尚有一线希望
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[00:40.24]然后明白
[00:41.22]地上没别个似我说笑
[00:42.64]说到差利都开声
[00:43.79]问我索取秘方
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[00:47.63]祟拜我的杀伤力
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[00:51.27]只可以讲
[00:52.05]无厘头原为寻求和平
[00:53.67]无聊学叙述另类行为习性
[00:55.70]怎么你眼泪喷
[00:57.92]肚麻痹脱牙骹
[00:59.73]皆因我暗地里
[01:01.62]按住你笑穴
[01:03.10]邀请你接下句
[01:05.26]当回礼当复仇
[01:07.12]可惜你却没有
[01:08.85]发现我笑穴
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[01:31.09]活着就是痛哄哄骗骗
[01:32.61]骗了三餐加一宿
[01:33.65]白手兴家你在讲废话
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[01:37.38]另一边厢我在讲笑话
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[01:41.05]两者一决高下
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[01:44.78]还未谈及
[01:45.66]电视在直播某个政客
[01:47.39]说了整整七分钟
[01:48.50]闷到我熄了他
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[01:52.09]来个笑话笑死朕
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[01:55.95]不可以吗
[01:56.71]耶和华民望日日落后
[01:58.34]如来佛避忌就话投陈奕迅
[02:00.41]怎么你眼泪喷
[02:02.65]肚麻痹脱牙骹
[02:04.22]皆因我暗地里
[02:06.08]按住你笑穴
[02:07.72]邀请你接下句
[02:09.69]当回礼当复仇
[02:11.62]可惜你却没有
[02:13.47]发现我笑穴
[02:15.12]Eric kwok
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[02:18.20]拜托开个玩笑
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[02:20.28]令人觉得好笑
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[02:22.53]Jerald chan
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[02:25.61]你说得太烂了没人笑
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[02:30.19]怎么你眼泪喷
[02:31.95]肚麻痹脱牙骹
[02:33.83]皆因我暗地里
[02:35.57]按住你笑穴
[02:37.30]邀请你接下句
[02:39.29]当回礼当复仇
[02:41.20]可惜你却没有
[02:43.03]发现我笑穴
[02:44.66]好想笑终于我开窍
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[02:52.13]不可勉强别人
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[02:55.95]只得我有办法
[02:57.81]按住我笑穴
[02:59.50]怎么你肚麻痹
[03:01.60]脱牙骹眼泪喷
[03:03.35]皆因我暗地里
[03:05.10]按住你笑穴
[03:06.87]邀请你接下句
[03:08.90]当回礼当复仇
[03:10.75]可惜你却没有
[03:12.60]发现我笑穴