Watsky - G.O.A.T.(W.G.M.F.M.C.) (Explicit)

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[00:00.52]Haha ha ha that was funny man
[00:03.83]That was funny
[00:04.77]Yeah So what's the uh what's the real track 4 though
[00:07.59]The real track
[00:08.96]Yeah That's- you're not actually gonna put that on the record though
[00:11.90]Yeah That's actually track number 4 on the record
[00:13.70]Watsky
[00:14.38]I'm telling you man it's not a stretch It's possible to be funny and serious at the same time
[00:18.15]Y'know Poignant
[00:19.66]Watsky
[00:20.20]Yes
[00:21.10]You have to like
[00:22.03]Disrespect women and talk about clubs and sh*t
[00:23.74]Like that's really important nowadays That's what they want on the radio man
[00:26.68]Y'know it's a track about
[00:27.24]Y'know juvenile epilepsy and I feel like it'll be touching and-
[00:29.63]See okay- You shouldn't have gone anywhere past juvenile
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[00:32.36]Think JUVENILE You didn't say b**ch ONE TIME IN THAT RECORD
[00:36.28]No but at the end of that eh-
[00:37.91]Sprinkle it man Sprinkle some disrespect on it
[00:39.22]Sprinkle it
[00:40.22]Sprinkle a little disrespect on it There's no disrespect on the record it's too nice
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[00:44.09]You need to have the big f**king glasses a funny hat where's your T-Pain effect
[00:48.94]I want you to go back go home
[00:51.18]And write a better song with more b**ches f**k more peoples' mothers and sisters and brothers and grandmothers and sh*t
[00:57.18]Then come back here and we'll talk
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[01:03.41]Lemme bounce with the beat for a second No homo
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[01:08.61]Uhm yeah Whoo
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[01:12.68]Get in bed like I'm at war
[01:14.18]Make your vagina more than kinda sore
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[01:16.67]I'm hung like a dinosaur
[01:18.48]Sh*t your hymen tor
[01:19.79]You're busted
[01:20.98]You never grew up like a Toys R Us kid
[01:23.61]I'm well-adjusted like jock strap crutches
[01:26.60]Bang my old teachers while the preschool watches
[01:29.34]Met a slow girl I was f**king her fast
[01:31.79]Had some tight old p**sy and got stuck in the PAASSSTTTT
[01:36.24]I molest old age Grab the best old babe in a breast hold babe
[01:40.36]Is your chest cold babe
[01:41.86]Are those boobs your goosebumps
[01:43.67]Hey sugar tits can a pimp have two lumps
[01:46.17]Measure my heart prick whatever the night
[01:48.49]I use my dick as a yardstick to measure my height
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[01:53.28]I'm healing myself I have a hole in my pocket
[01:56.05]And I'm feeling myself
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[01:59.17]I'm like WuTang your arts cookie cutter like a Warhol soup can
[02:03.19]The rapper who can destroy mere humans
[02:05.91]F**k your facelift f**k you're played whip
[02:08.84]I built a spaceship to ride in while you're crusing Earth
[02:11.84]Lampooning all the aliens that emcee in the Universe
[02:15.09]The ten best rappers is a list of me
[02:17.40]I exist to be the greatest rapper in history
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[02:20.22]Built a time machine from Flava's clock and a saddle
[02:22.90]Taught Plato to rap then kicked his a** in a battle
[02:26.42]I'm the best rapper alive
[02:28.17]That gets mistaken for Michael Cera everywhere he drives
[02:32.03]F**K MICHAEL CERA
[02:33.28]You weren't so super bad
[02:34.49]When I was writing and
[02:35.43]You were running around Rodeo yelling
[02:36.55]"Who's your dad "
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[02:39.81]UH
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[02:43.16]Man f**k this