尹光、胡美仪 - 新光棍姻缘

[ti:新光棍姻缘]
[ar:尹光/胡美仪]
[al:香港靓女多打情骂俏]
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[00:01.92]新光棍姻缘 - 尹光/胡美仪
[00:04.01]词：潘一帆
[00:04.95]曲：潘一帆
[00:06.48]担番口大雪茄咋 充生晒认系经理
[00:12.48]捞世界就要醒目 我一于当玩把戏咋
[00:18.63]着起西装革履 USA 欧西美
[00:24.95]喂喂我实在无乜声气架 完全系靠滚
[00:31.42]我全凭系棍番嚟
[00:36.40]刚啱有只大鹧鸪 哗肥就确系肥
[00:44.09]佢今晚仲约咗我去睇大戏
[00:50.04]鄙人尹光 讲起我就衰
[00:54.33]乜都唔晓做 但系我有样嘢叻
[00:58.79]我识得滚
[01:00.40]哼哼 今次就畀我滚到一个靓女
[01:03.91]佢叫做露丝喎哈哈哈
[01:07.29]犀利啰 打开个荷包 张张都系金牛喎
[01:12.95]今晚仲约咗我嚟睇大戏
[01:16.35]好等我落足嘴头 钓返条大鱼至得
[01:29.37]老衬何妨要多揿 我都好少理嘞
[01:35.78]猛抛啲生藕 系都要攞便宜
[01:41.61]近日有只肥羊 佢话住响跑马地喎
[01:48.34]佢话佢响银行 自己揸大旗
[01:56.44]我个名叫做Lucy呀
[01:58.71]为咗养阿妈就逼住出嚟搵食啦
[02:01.76]又好彩
[02:02.30]今日畀我撞到银行大班经理喎
[02:05.29]仲约我今晚睇大戏添呀
[02:07.83]哈唔知嚟咗未呢
[02:09.52]哈啰Lucy
[02:10.98]Hi 光哥
[02:12.94]哗乜你咁耐先嚟架
[02:14.52]等到我颈又长脚都痹咯
[02:17.00]咁要扮靓啲先嚟见得你架嘛
[02:19.55]点唧 我着件衫靓唔靓唧
[02:21.45]哗 唔净止话件衫靓 你条腰仲靓呀
[02:26.67]哗你拧柳腰好似苏菲亚罗兰
[02:30.77]又似嗰个宝烈吉妲
[02:33.91]佛见到都会起大痰
[02:36.91]啲花靓仔想到心烂
[02:40.29]嫩坑中坑都无限 No money都一概斩缆
[02:47.78]我系大阔佬 派架雪佛兰
[02:51.27]袋美金起码几万
[02:54.06]讲到伴女仔 好似加利格兰
[02:57.61]动了心想锡一啖
[03:00.74]慢慢吖 先生
[03:03.74]我梗会办 饮杯先啦 兼吔餐饭
[03:11.30]睇完戏食饭都未迟 呢套戏好好睇架
[03:14.36]你睇几逼人 等我买飞嘞
[03:16.38]唉 等我买啦
[03:17.63]等我啦 你张张金牛 人地无得赎架
[03:20.28]我有廿蚊散纸吖嘛
[03:21.98]噢 我识人呀 你畀廿蚊我等我买啦
[03:25.73]好 好呀好呀
[03:26.40]咁你等我啰噃
[03:27.52]咁你快啲返嚟嘞喎
[03:28.70]我梗返嚟 唔驶慌嘞你
[03:32.05]拜拜
[03:32.52]拜拜
[03:35.83]哗去成个几两个钟都未返嚟嘅
[03:39.17]唔通光棍遇着无皮柴
[03:40.98]惨嘞 我嗰廿皮
[03:42.51]唉几大都搵佢返嚟至得
[03:45.32]喂 仲唔搵到你 哈
[03:48.59]唏原来大棍骗 真激气
[03:52.31]我差啲就比你气死
[03:55.38]无谓乱碰我 真好笑嘞
[03:58.81]我根本不识你噃
[04:01.57]你想棍骗老千哥 胆包天不怕死咩
[04:07.95]如若乱碰我 我高声嗌架
[04:11.39]你嗰阵就一身蚁嘞
[04:13.81]你够胆嗌我打你架
[04:14.78]哎吔咩唔敢呀非礼呀 非礼呀
[04:16.93]你唔好嗌 怕你啦
[04:18.96]喂唔好嗌啦 唔好嗌
[04:22.34]啲钱都比你滚清晒咯
[04:25.61]嗰廿皮系我嘅挡箭牌
[04:28.89]碰啱你个无皮柴
[04:31.92]我就宁愿将肚饿捱 时时把万寿拜
[04:38.10]无皮柴遇老千真气坏
[04:41.62]真啱晒咯我哋天生一对
[04:44.51]喂点解 你为何要扮企街唧
[04:49.52]梗有理由 我为慈母逼要捱
[04:53.80]唉我家阵个肚难捱
[04:57.01]我带你回去医个肚皮
[04:59.90]系唔系呀
[05:00.82]咁就完全通晒咯
[05:02.89]你真系良心不欺 良心不欺
[05:06.75]行家真呀真知己
[05:09.55]我又何必相欺啫 何必相欺
[05:13.13]行家总要通气
[05:16.23]撞得真正嘥心机
[05:19.40]棍骗本来系犯法事
[05:21.76]系呀 一于回头不干 我哋结知己啦
[05:28.94]愿大家结好知己
[05:31.59]莫非你对我有真情义
[05:34.70]我哋同谐鸳侣 你同我画眼眉
[05:40.29]好呀
[05:41.10]一于同谐鸳侣 相爱不相欺