爱新觉罗大头 - 五十五天在北京 (54秒片段)

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[00:01.00]蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦蹦
[00:05.47]在光绪27年
[00:06.82]老佛爷过寿诞
[00:08.06]大头老袁
[00:09.37]刷辆跑车当礼单
[00:10.70]孙马夫摇身变
[00:12.03]成了司机真长脸
[00:13.34]酒驾玩炫
[00:14.63]一下撞死个太监
[00:16.01]经调查，经调研
[00:17.28]学车没考科目三
[00:18.61]交规也 很蒙圈
[00:19.98]而且车子没保险
[00:21.26]车主一脸很淡然
[00:22.57]心脏不跳不冒汗
[00:23.85]大不了赔款
[00:25.20]反正这活他会干
[00:26.53]慈禧大怒龙颜
[00:27.85]破车五行不全
[00:29.17]命令我穿越
[00:30.48]买辆新车接着玩
[00:31.77]时光机 太新鲜
[00:33.14]本宫激动忘带钱
[00:34.45]把琴弹 混乐坛
[00:35.76]贩艺 卖唱换细软
[00:37.06]买新车太困难
[00:38.41]等本宫赚到钱
[00:39.68]老佛爷已升天
[00:41.10]大清亦玩个蛋
[00:42.36]瓜子二手车真划算
[00:43.74]宝马6.6万
[00:45.00]质量有监管
[00:46.33]提供理赔记录单
[00:47.80]如期返还
[00:48.97]还能报销新车款
[00:50.65]油车还有2万公里质保
[00:52.20]买二手车瓜子有保障