"Weird Al" Yankovic - One More Minute

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[00:00.00]One More Minute - "Weird Al" Yankovic
[00:19.01]Well i heard that you're leavin' leavin'
[00:25.46]Gonna leave me far behind so far behind
[00:31.56]'Cause you found a brand new lover
[00:36.10]You decided that i'm not your kind aahh
[00:42.45]So i pulled i pulled your name out name out of my rolodex oohh
[00:48.52]And i tore all your pictures in two
[00:54.94]And i burned down the malt shop where we used to go
[01:01.07]Just because it reminds me of you dippity dippity doo
[01:07.61]That's right that's right you ain't gonna see me cryin'
[01:13.69]I'm glad i'm glad that you found somebody new
[01:19.78]'Cause i'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
[01:25.97]Than spend one more minute with you
[01:33.09]I guess i might seem kinda bitter
[01:38.61]You got me feeling down in the dumps
[01:44.48]'Cause i'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
[01:50.80]And i have to use the self-service pumps
[01:56.01]Oh so honey let me help you with that suitcase
[02:03.38]You ain't you ain't gonna break my heart in two
[02:09.46]'Cause i'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
[02:15.59]Than spend one more minute with you
[02:22.88]I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
[02:28.36]Than watch you going out with other men
[02:36.01]I'd rather slam my fingers in a door yah
[02:40.77]Again and again and again and again and again
[02:44.48]Oh can't you see what i'm tryin' to say darlin'
[02:47.69]I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches leeches
[02:52.76]Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
[02:58.89]I'd rather clean all the bathroom
[03:01.63]In grand central station with my tongue
[03:05.33]Than spend one more minute with you
[03:10.53]Yes i'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
[03:17.17]Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
[03:23.71]I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled
[03:27.35]With double-edged razor blades
[03:30.18]Than spend one more minute with you
[03:36.03]I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
[03:40.34]And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till i die
[03:48.07]Than spend one more minute with you