Eminem - Brand New Dance (Explicit)

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[00:00.00]Brand New Dance (Explicit) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
[00:01.05]Lyrics by：Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:02.10]Composed by：Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:03.15]Produced by：Eminem/Luis Resto
[00:04.20]Get up
[00:06.51]Everybody on the dance floor come on
[00:11.16]That means you too Chris
[00:15.09]Haha
[00:15.60]Well it's Friday night no date for the prom
[00:18.00]Just got caught jackin' off by your mom
[00:19.86]Suspended from school for settin' off the alarm
[00:21.87]Kim Jong keep screamin' he gon' drop the bomb
[00:23.70]But anyway every day is the same old shiddit
[00:26.01]Room lookin' like a tornado hit it
[00:27.99]Try to explain your parents they don't get it
[00:29.97]Time to hit you with a funky d**e rhythm
[00:31.91]Let it roll if you ready we gon' start the show
[00:33.78]Everybody in the world all across the globe
[00:35.76]You can feel it in your head down to your toes
[00:37.68]Dance until you're wheelchair bound here we go
[00:39.75]Yeah horseback little do-si-do
[00:41.76]Little bit of soul mixed with some rodeo
[00:43.80]Everybody in the world's gonna laugh to this
[00:46.08]**** I'll probably end up crippled after this come on
[00:47.79]Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[00:49.53]Everybody join together
[00:51.51]Can you feel the funky beat
[00:53.49]Everywhere you see people laughing and
[00:56.01]Dancing in the street
[00:57.51]On the count of three everybody do
[01:00.03]The Christopher Reeves
[01:01.53]One two three follow me
[01:03.93]Superman Batman Spider-Man
[01:05.91]Slipped fell landed in a garbage can
[01:08.19]**** hell damn it I can hardly stand
[01:09.66]But I get it crackin' like no one in the party can
[01:11.67]Give me a beat I'll show you all a brand new dance
[01:13.77]All I need is a stretcher and an ambulance
[01:15.69]Now stand back kids don't try this at home
[01:18.21]Chi-boom kick-boom ooh ah-oh
[01:19.77]It's a brand new craze and it's sweepin' the nation
[01:22.02]Anything else is a cheap imitation
[01:23.97]Just make sure that you videotape it
[01:25.83]You can only do it once 'fore the people go ape****
[01:27.99]It's a crowd favorite a party pleaser
[01:29.91]It's better than shake of a grand mal seizure
[01:31.86]So next time that you see grandma tease her
[01:33.90]And roll up with a fresh set of wheels all greased up
[01:35.97]Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[01:37.53]Everybody join together
[01:39.51]Can you feel the funky beat
[01:41.49]Everywhere you see people laughing and
[01:44.01]Dancing in the street
[01:45.51]On the count of three everybody do
[01:48.03]The Christopher Reeves
[01:49.53]One two three follow me
[01:51.72]If your arms legs feet and your hands are numb
[01:53.73]You've fallen and you can't get up
[01:55.23]It's a brand new dance this is my Chris anthem I'm
[01:57.69]Givin' Chris Reeves his chrysanthemums
[02:00.24]I'ma have everybody jumpin' to this
[02:01.98]Caitlyn Jenner in the front row pumpin' her fists
[02:03.78]With a simple little twist and a flick of the wrist
[02:05.76]A little snap of the neck and a slip of the disc
[02:07.71]You just pull up a chair and grab a seat
[02:09.78]And clap your hands and stomp your feet
[02:11.76]Or stomp your hands and clap your feet
[02:13.68]Flop around 'til you lookin' like a slab of meat
[02:15.72]You put your left foot back your right in front
[02:17.97]Tip your head back let it touch your butt
[02:19.77]'Til you feel a lil' pop like what the ****
[02:22.17]********** **** a duck what the ****
[02:23.28]I'm stuck
[02:23.64]So party people are you with me
[02:24.99]What's the deal
[02:25.77]If you real grab your chair up by the wheel
[02:27.81]If you wanna feel just like the Man of Steel
[02:30.03]Windmillin' on a million banana peels come on
[02:31.83]Clap your hands and stomp your feet
[02:33.51]Everybody join together
[02:35.49]Can you feel the funky beat
[02:37.47]Everywhere you see people laughing and
[02:39.99]Dancing in the street
[02:41.55]On the count of three everybody do
[02:44.04]The Christopher Reeves
[02:45.54]One two three follow me
[02:47.13]Woo
[03:04.34]Good morning Eminem
[03:05.67]Or Marshall as others have informed me
[03:08.95]Christopher Reeves here
[03:10.89]You had better not talk behind my back
[03:13.69]Or I will kick your a*s the minute I'm out of this chair
[03:18.16]Watch yourself Marshall
[03:20.10]I'm watching you
[03:21.68]Ah Holy ****