邓寄尘、郑君绵、郑碧影 - 欢场三怪

[ti:欢场三怪]
[ar:郑君绵/郑碧影]
[al:欢场三怪]
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[00:00.01]欢场三怪 - 郑君绵/郑碧影
[00:00.02]词：佚名
[00:00.03]曲：J. Livinton/R. Evans
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[00:07.06]女：
[00:07.59]
[00:09.58]眉目笑起又够酥
[00:11.95]生藕起码劈成垒
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[00:15.67]花靓仔起势赵答过话
[00:18.93]甜夹滑不见辣坭酱未抹
[00:23.80]话他好吃喎
[00:25.21]男：
[00:25.96]饱死咯是呀我识你个碟咪
[00:28.38]你成日企街望靓仔
[00:31.41]知你钟意就食牛杂是未呀
[00:34.48]是
[00:34.92]盟鸡咜咜上额
[00:37.32]双眼大唇雪白
[00:39.77]人泼辣你成个贱相
[00:43.08]貌似三杀
[00:45.20]你重有样衰呀
[00:46.87]
[00:48.09]嫌面皮打折
[00:50.65]用雪花膏贪他滑
[00:53.02]
[00:53.73]用手捽一挞挞
[00:55.77]东一挞西一挞
[00:57.37]遮遮掩靠呃
[00:59.68]女：
[01:00.04]啋撩事斗非乱咁嗡
[01:03.31]安我名叫造牛杂
[01:05.56]男：
[01:05.90]你不是咩
[01:06.84]女：
[01:07.18]啋一啋啋过就衰到极
[01:10.18]牙会吮你无发达
[01:13.15]不够运会遇见鬼责
[01:16.01]男：
[01:16.94]责我呀的银纸
[01:18.09]女：
[01:18.58]你就想啦
[01:19.13]男：
[01:19.61]正一丑人多八怪
[01:20.81]女：
[01:21.20]哎哋我好丑样咩
[01:22.28]男：
[01:22.57]吓都万中无一咯
[01:23.98]不该你照吓镜啦
[01:25.36]女：
[01:25.64]我无镜吓
[01:26.38]男：
[01:26.68]无镜就照吓块玻璃嗱
[01:28.53]
[01:29.57]睇真未呀
[01:30.26]女：
[01:30.56]哼
[01:30.79]
[01:31.76]男：
[01:32.55]眉又太粗乱咁拔
[01:35.06]拔晒揾过墨来画
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[01:38.80]你尖笔甩顶上额
[01:41.27]看见就晕半日傻半日
[01:45.21]你唇向上晓又似扁鸭
[01:48.36]女：
[01:49.21]你好靓
[01:49.92]
[01:51.86]黄面瘦鬼又带青
[01:54.49]好似纸刮落油腊
[01:56.85]
[01:58.08]乌碎碎浆满额你
[02:00.75]块面又不够白
[02:02.84]不够滑嫌他邋遢用利刀刮
[02:07.83]男：
[02:08.61]你重衰啦
[02:10.10]
[02:11.19]牙又不驶刷
[02:13.82]又似镶金不见白
[02:17.15]禁到鹧鸪乜都杀不守法
[02:19.98]真抵杀应该拉去拍
[02:23.48]女：
[02:24.18]曳在个口落到阴司
[02:27.07]会将你落油烚
[02:29.25]
[02:30.29]把口衰兼夹绝梗折堕
[02:33.59]你随处吮你无发达
[02:36.51]成个贱格话你衰格
[02:39.87]懒鬼睬你呀
[02:41.06]男：
[02:41.50]哦走啦走啦
[02:42.71]
[02:43.64]不够我地嗌呢是呀哈哈