Eminem - Cum on Everybody

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[ar:Eminem]
[al:The Slim Shady LP]
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[00:00.24]Artist：eminem
[00:00.81]Songs Title：cum on everybody
[00:02.25]Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm ahhh whooooo sh*t
[00:04.31]Yo mic check
[00:05.06]Testing one two um twelve
[00:08.68]（whattup whattup whattup outsidaz）
[00:11.92]This is my dance song （outsidaz）
[00:14.17]Can you hear me
[00:15.17]（rah digga pacewon young zee）
[00:16.91]Aight ay turn my headphones up
[00:18.15]（bust it bust it）
[00:19.28]My favoite color is red like the blood shed
[00:21.34]From kurt cobains head when he shot himself dead
[00:22.96]Women all grabbin at my shishkabob
[00:24.03]Bought lauryn hills tape so her kids could starve
[00:27.40]（I can't stand white people ）
[00:28.39]You thought I was livid now I'm even more so
[00:30.46]Sh*t I got full blown aids and a sore throat
[00:32.14]I got a wardrobe with an orange robe
[00:34.01]I'm in the fourth row signin autographs at your show
[00:36.26]（yo can you sign this right here ）
[00:38.62]I just remembered that I'm absent minded
[00:39.81]Wait I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it
[00:41.68]I'm freestylin every that I spit
[00:42.99]Cause I don't even remember the words to my sh*t （umm one two）
[00:46.06]I told the doc I need a change in sickness
[00:47.93]And gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis
[00:50.24]Put my lp on your christmas gift list
[00:51.85]You wanna get high here b**ch just sniff this
[00:55.10]Cum on everybody -- get down tonight
[00:57.07]Yo yo yo yo yo
[00:58.12]
[01:13.20]I tried suicide once and Ill try it again
[01:15.08]Thats why I write songs where I die at the end
[01:17.57]Cause I don't give a f**k like my middle finger was stuck
[01:19.63]And I was wavin it at everybody screamin I suck （I suck ）
[01:22.25]I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd
[01:24.00]And yell out loud all yall get the hell out now
[01:26.37]F**k rap I'm givin it up yall I'm sorry
[01:28.81]（but eminem this is your record release party ）
[01:31.23]I'm bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer
[01:33.79]And nailed my foot to the floorboard of my ford
[01:35.86]Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
[01:37.23]Whos one sandwich short of a picnic basket （I ain't got it all）
[01:40.54]One excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
[01:42.15]I feel like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage
[01:44.71]（ohhhhhhh） and if you ever see a video for this sh*t
[01:47.52]Ill probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit
[01:49.64]Cum on everybody -- get down tonight
[01:50.04]
[02:08.13]Got b**ches on my jock out in east detroit
[02:09.62]Cause they think that I'm a motherf**kin beastie boy
[02:11.61]So I told em I was mike d
[02:13.42]They was like gee I don't know he might be
[02:15.92]I told em meet me at kid rocks next concert
[02:18.10]Ill be standin by the loch ness monster （okay） peace out （bye ）
[02:21.97]Then I jetted to the w**d house
[02:23.35]Smoked out til I started bustin freestyles
[02:25.29]Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib put on lipstick
[02:27.91]Crushed up the tylenol and ate it with a dipstick
[02:30.59]Made a couple of crank calls collect
[02:32.96]Ken kaniff from connecticut can you accept
[02:34.52]I wanna make songs all the fellas dub
[02:37.88]And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
[02:39.51]So just remember when I bomb your set
[02:41.94]Yo I only cuss to make your mom upset
[02:44.13]Cum on everybody -- get down tonight