Eminem - Off The Wall

　　　

Artist：eminem

Songs Title：off the wall



No matter what people say

Im gon keep rappin this way

No matter what you may think

Im gon keep doin my thing



Im almost as famous as fat bald men

Decided to write songs to teach mouseketeers to sing

I stick britney spears in a room full of mirrors

So she gets fifty years of bad luck [crash]

Causing terror to christina aguilera

When I grab her by the hair and drag her across the sahara

Beware of this rap terrorist with a therapist

With a hair up his a** like a rabbit crawled in his pants

Got a habit of holding tylenol in his hands

Til it melts in his f**kin palms and dissolves in his glands

[so who is it? ] the fool who visit the playground

Wit two biscuits to lay down the school district

Get pistol whipped wit a mauseburg

Wit a pistol grip and fed pitbulls sh*t

Sniff glue sticks like I give two shits

If I get too rich' I just get sued



Yo' I leave wit no injure' after I blow four in ya

One handstand on top of yo ninja

Crash it' [errrr] doc stir the madness

Til yall outta work like tony atlas

Walkin cans in the laundry basket

Americas most with the army after us

F**k flossin we take whats yours

A low fifteen like a ace in four

Im outta work' but doc laid them off

[sh*t' the powers out] the tape is off

Yo' you targeted from arsonists

Papermate pens filled wit arsenic

I got hoes that dont know what prada is

Doc could shape up' touch your barber miss

Betty you wit a bloody blade

I turn rap camps into crystal lake

F**k b**ches face is what ima do

Cuz that what white boy tano do



So how is everybody doin tonight?

Hope youre in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight

Cuz uh' we gettin down for the f**k of it

So suck my dick if yall dont wanna bump to this... off the wall!!



Yo' so how is everybody feelin tonight?

Hope youre in the mood to get rude and ill in a fight

Cuz uh' we gettin down for the f**k of it

So suck my dick if you dont wanna bump... off the wall!!



No matter what people say

Im gon keep rappin this way

No matter what you may think

Im gon keep doin my thing



Yo' you could buy jaz spittin' hospital' son admit it

Rip your lips off' kiss my a** wit it

Slap b**ches' got marshall mathers [printin]

W**d' x' and the acid tabs did it

I was happenin wit no rerun

Like rob deniro when the +heat+ come

My barrel hang out the camaro

Aimed at the nose of them hoes its hard to breathe from

Flash the gat' your town' bogardin

Yo wallet' your chain the main target

Beef is like cold engine' dont start it

Bust in the air and hit a airplane pilot

We clowned you' rap surround sounds around you

From ten speed and brown shoe

Doc and eminem' cock the m & m

Blood flows with 2pacalypse and them



Its like' funk doctor meets the punk rocker

Got the drugs stopped inside the lunch box [uhh]

Pop junk like I just got jumped

Popped the trunk and pulled out the shotgun pump

Knock wood' its all good' thank God for vodka

Cuz wit my luck' Ill probably get shot by a stalker

Probably got a fanatic waitin upstairs in the attic

Wit a automatic callin me up there

My man stan wit a gat in his hand

Stakin my house out in a tan tinted sedan

He pull your mouth out til you cant finish a damn

Ham sandwich' or your can spinach and spam

Til you gotta sip through a straw' shoplift through the mall

Pictures of me on my moms living room wall

Hey ma' maybe Ill give you a call

Sike you f**kin b**ch' suck a dick and two balls

Im givin you all my job descrip

Which is' to piss b**ches and priests off with this

Pop more pills than police officers

Arrive at the scene and pull me off of kim

Teeth off my dick' hands off my balls

But yall can kiss my a**' pants off and all

Cuz Im so goddamn off the wall

I might as well as be a painting smashed on the floor



So how is everybody feelin tonight?

Hope youre in the mood to get rude and ill in a fight

Cuz uh' we gettin down for the f**k of it

So suck my dick if you dont wanna bump to this... off the wall!



So hows everybody doin tonight?

Hope youre in the mood to get drunk and scream in a fight

Cuz uh' we gettin down for the f**k of it

So suck my dick if yall dont wanna bump to this... off the wall!



No matter what people say

Im gon keep rappin this way

No matter what you may think

Im gon keep doin my thing

No matter what people say

Im gon keep doin my thing

No matter... oh