杨呈伟 - 更奇怪的事情都发生过

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[al:The Wedding Banquet/Songs From The Musical]
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[00:00.00]更奇怪的事情都发生过 - 杨呈伟
[00:07.09]You need a man
[00:09.20]A man with no wife
[00:10.92]A man who would wed you
[00:12.69]But not for love and not for life
[00:15.62]You need a man
[00:17.44]Who's financially secure
[00:19.23]And who you're sure can resist your allure
[00:23.07]And stick to the plan
[00:25.45]I know just the man
[00:29.78]Stranger things have happened
[00:32.91]It happens every day
[00:36.54]You says your vows he buys a ring
[00:39.99]You get your green card and the thing just goes away
[00:46.80]Who cares you're almost strangers
[00:50.22]Most married couples are
[00:52.75]Strange but true
[00:53.75]Stranger things have happened
[00:57.23]This one just happens to be happening to you
[01:03.54]I need a man
[01:05.68]A man with a heart
[01:07.47]I don't need a husband
[01:09.12]But just a man to play the part
[01:12.08]I need a man with a sensible mind
[01:16.14]One who's inclined when a friend's in a bind to do what he can
[01:22.01]You are just the man
[01:26.28]Stranger things have happened
[01:29.80]I think it might be fun
[01:33.18]A cake a priest a tux a dress
[01:36.37]And we invite the I.N.S.
[01:39.53]And then it's done
[01:43.45]It couldn't be more normal
[01:46.72]For once in your life it won't be queer
[01:50.27]Stranger things have happened
[01:53.80]This one just happens to be happening right here
[01:57.95]No way wei-wei
[01:59.23]No how
[02:00.96]No way will wei-wei be wei-wei gao
[02:04.16]Not a prayer not a chance
[02:07.35]I'll never be your partner in this dirty little dance
[02:10.39]So let it go I say no
[02:14.34]Stranger things have happened
[02:17.65]It even might be fun
[02:21.17]A cake a priest a tux a dress
[02:24.43]And we invite the I.N.S. and then it's done
[02:31.46]It couldn't be more normal
[02:34.76]For once in your life it won't be queer
[02:38.53]Stranger things have happened
[02:41.77]This one just happens to be happening right here
[02:45.86]I can shack up in your basement
[02:47.55]You won't even have to court me
[02:49.09]We'll pretend we're man and wife
[02:50.63]Until they say they won't deport me
[02:52.76]We'll just throw a little wedding
[02:54.52]With some flowers and a blessing
[02:55.84]Send some pictures to your parents
[02:57.69]So your mom will stop obsessing
[02:59.60]And a stupid little wife will always be the perfect cover
[03:02.65]When it's business bring the woman
[03:04.45]When it's shopping bring the lover
[03:06.58]And what's better than the fact
[03:07.76]We get your parents off our backs is with a wife and filing jointly
[03:11.22]You'll save oodles on your taxes
[03:14.90]Stranger things have happened
[03:18.22]I guess it's not a sin
[03:21.46]I say I do you say you do
[03:24.94]Although you don't but when it's through
[03:27.46]We all can win
[03:31.79]We plan the perfect wedding
[03:35.35]And then the best divorce
[03:37.51]And then we're free
[03:38.71]Stranger things have happened
[03:42.09]This one just happens to be happening to
[03:45.64]Me
[03:47.02]To me
[03:48.81]To me